ATTENTION Lady Gaga fans:

joeschmitt:

Amazon has her latest album for 99cents today, and for only $50 I’ll come punch you in the face too.

You know what’s sad? I’m seriously considering this. I mean, yeah, I wind up getting punched in the face, but on the other hand, I WOULD MEET JOE SCHMITT (the second T is silent). That might be worth $50 and a bop in my dome. Just sayin’.

ATTENTION Lady Gaga fans:

joeschmitt:

Amazon has her latest album for 99cents today, and for only $50 I’ll come punch you in the face too.

You know what’s sad? I’m seriously considering this. I mean, yeah, I wind up getting punched in the face, but on the other hand, I WOULD MEET JOE SCHMITT (the second T is silent). That might be worth $50 and a bop in my dome. Just sayin’.

Posted 1 year ago 23 notes

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  1. badgopher said: Can I purchase this service as a gift for a friend, and are travel expenses extra?
  2. quirkyblogger reblogged this from joeschmitt and added:
    You know what’s sad? I’m seriously considering this. I mean, yeah, I wind up getting punched
  3. michaelnugent reblogged this from joeschmitt
  4. sarkastickunt said: Uhm…Joe, as someone who has received three death threats today after a negative gaga post..I should warn you,…you know not what you are doing. Tread lightly. Her fans are ninjas.
  5. rolandslinger said: HA!
  6. dresspants said: How much for a body punch? (the bruises don’t show)
  7. joeschmitt posted this

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